Brian Piorkowski. And his (ever evolving) quotes:

"Play it like you're in a ROCK BAND!"

"If I'm not mistaken, I've never been wrong."

"I can tell she wants me..........all I have to do is talk to her."

"I can tell she wants me...........to leave her alone."

"I'm BRITISH!"

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