Mark S. Bishop. And his (ever evolving) quotes:

"...it's YOUR band..."

“If folk music is for folks, what is country music for?”

"You! Sir! In the back! Yeah, you! Can you PLEASE shut the f@#k up?"

"We've become everything that we used to make fun of."

“I don’t need to practice.”

"Rob had cool gear even before he knew how to play. Come to think of it, he still has cool gear and still doesn't know how to play."

"It's here. I can smell it."